Monday, September 04, 2006

Jealous Love.

A friend of mine sent me this email exchange between three people. I can assure you it's real and not a figment of my imagination. The subject line of the mail was, "Not Safe For Work"

You can't but help feel sorry for the guy and the pair of pants he has lost for good...

~o-x-o~ ~o-x-o~ ~o-x-o~

From: Girl 1
Date: Sep 1, 2006
To: Boy 1

But so so funny!

http://freethunk.net/humanistsinlove/deistontop.php

From: Boy 1
Date: Sep 1, 2006
To: Girl 2

http://freethunk.net/humanistsinlove/deistontop.php

From: Girl 2
Date: Sep 3, 2006
To: Girl 1

Hi,

This is Girl 2, Boy 1's fiance.......I would like you to stop sending such dirty mails to Boy 1...

From: Girl 1
Date: Sep 4, 2006
To: Girl 2

Hi,

Uh, Girl 2 I don't think you understood the humour, then.

And since Boy 1 was the one who sent it to you, maybe you should tell him not to send you cartoons that you might find offensive. I have no reason whatsoever to be dragged into you relationship, so I suggest you sort it out between the two of you.

Congratulations and all the best to the both of you.

From: Girl 2
Date: Sep 4, 2006
To: Girl 1

Well...The pornographic cartoon strip of humor which you referrin to...Ahem ....I did get it! Although I am not comfortable with you sending such fwds again to Boy 1!

As for Boy 1 sending me the forwards, well our Relationship is based on Trust and there are certain commitments that we have made for each other...and so my point being here is that you are not bein dragged into our relationship.

My suggestion to you, is STOP mailing such unwanted mails to Boy 1 in future....cos it might lead to complications.

Thanx for yer wishes!

P.S: This is Oh so! not MYproblem attitude has not got me offensive!

From: Girl 1
Date: Sep 4, 2006
To: Girl 2

Then why don't you trust him enough to receive and send cartoons?

Again, I find it strange that this bothers you enough to email a complete stranger instructions on what to send/not send to someone else. Insightful.

And please don't reply to this, you've got your message across to me. Maybe you should start dredging through Boy 1's inbox to make sure you're being thorough with the censoring process.

=)

From: Girl 2
Date: Sep 4, 2006
To: Girl 1

I trust him
I dont Trust you
Also dont tell me not to reply to this!
And I have all the Rights to do What I want with Boy 1!
You have no authority on me or Boy 1 to tell us on how to Trust each other!...Intruder!

Please Leave us Alone...

From: Girl 1
Date: Sep 4, 2006
To: Girl 2

This is hilarious! You're feeling threatened by a total stranger.
Please feel free to mail as and when you please Girl 2, this is endless entertainment.(It'll also come in handy when I get around to writing my self-help book on the power polictics of relationships.)

Good luck with your married life both of you!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Girl 2 = Psychotic Doubter of fiance Boy 1.
Girl 1 = Mischievous player on insecurities.
Boy 1 = Panties.