I'm not one to pimp a random website, but if you are a gossip junkie, more occidental than oriental, take a look at this site. Absolutely fabulous. Be sure to click on the Preference button at the top right and select all of the available options as it makes for much easier reading.
"Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds."
Headlines du Jour include, "Jake Black Elopes With Tanya Haden", "Kate Moss Is Horny" and my personal favourite, "Pamela Uses Breast As A Black Book?"