Friday, July 28, 2006

Piggy Five

“Intruders at three o’clock...”

“Snipers in position, sir...”

“How many are there lieutenant?”

“I see three sir, they are masquerading as a family, no, wait, make that six, sir!”

“Are they armed, soldier?”

“No sir, but they are massively corpulent!”

“Our orders are clear, take the shot sniper...”

“Understood. Order executed. Six intruders terminated, sir!”
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Inspired by this story. (Hat-tip to Provo).

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Recluse has replied to this story here. (As Chamique is travelling...)

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10 comments:

mohayana said...

Babe meets Sheep in the big city

Anonymous said...

Where is the reply? The reply!

Anonymous said...

Where's Chamique?

Anonymous said...

Chamique! Chamique!

Anonymous said...

Dude, where is the love? The fiftyfive return rally love?

Anonymous said...

This is not so much fun. I want the reply! I demand the reply.

Anonymous said...

Good but Chamique is better.

Anonymous said...

Not too shabby. You could make this a three way street now!

Anonymous said...

Like Watcher said, we want Chamique.

Anonymous said...

Viscous fear tumbles.
Irregularly, whips twist.
Low sirens gyrate.