I Need A Super Hero Lover...
If you've been wondering why there was no 55-word linkfest this Friday, wonder no more. It's all because of Wonder Woman you see...
On Friday, the GirlFriend retrieved her stolen wallet from a crowded bus.
But it doesn’t end there, she shared this story with friends and Gamesmaster G9 returned with four costume options...
"First, we have the classic - backless, strapless swimsuit, cut high on the thigh, with metallic breastplate. No?"
"Let’s try the next one - white unitard with low slung belt and a large circle cut out of it so that your entire cleavage is visible. Still no?"
"Well, here's one you would love. Very short top and tiny handkerchief masquerading as a skirt. Perfect if job involves flying. You don't like it?"
"Ah well, this one might be for you. Full body armour, with mask and hair tied in neat ponytail. Metal gauntlets and a staff for protection. The cigarette is not included. Perfect, methinks. You are now MANHUNTER!"
I'm rooting for Option No. 4
On Friday, the GirlFriend retrieved her stolen wallet from a crowded bus.
- After getting down and realising that her bag was gaping wide open and flapping about near her bum.
- After getting into an auto and saying in true Bollywood action hero style 'Uss Bus Ka Peechha KaroooOo!'
- After getting the auto to stop in front of the bus.
- After screaming to the crowd in English Hindi and Kannada "Take the money, but you don't know how difficult it is to get all those ID cards. I'm going to have to file an FIR because my driver's license is in there and then you'll definitely be caught when I go to the police station!"
- After the conductor said "Aitha madam?" after her long passionate speech about debit cards and drivers licenses and being violated early in the morning.
- After he looked at the driver and slapped his forehead and said to the people "Aiyo, whoever's taken this girl's purse, just give it back otherwise we can't move with the auto in front like this."
- After sitting patiently on the engine of the bus, waiting for her wallet to be handed to her.
But it doesn’t end there, she shared this story with friends and Gamesmaster G9 returned with four costume options...
"First, we have the classic - backless, strapless swimsuit, cut high on the thigh, with metallic breastplate. No?"
"Let’s try the next one - white unitard with low slung belt and a large circle cut out of it so that your entire cleavage is visible. Still no?"
"Well, here's one you would love. Very short top and tiny handkerchief masquerading as a skirt. Perfect if job involves flying. You don't like it?"
"Ah well, this one might be for you. Full body armour, with mask and hair tied in neat ponytail. Metal gauntlets and a staff for protection. The cigarette is not included. Perfect, methinks. You are now MANHUNTER!"
I'm rooting for Option No. 4
2 comments:
Totally Option 4!
No. 3, for obvious reasons!
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